Rachel Riley is back! And this time she is desperately seeking the ONE. Well, actually, she may already have found him . . . now all she has to do is make him see that she is his ONE!

Join Rachel in her latest laugh-out-loud escapade! Not suitable for younger readers.

When will Justin Statham realize what he's missing? Can't he see that his ONE is here, right under his nose, ie. ME!

Maybe he's heard that I'm rubbish at snogging? I need to brush up on my technique-and fast! Or perhaps I am just generally unlovable . . . after all, I am practically a medical midget and my hair is completely mental!

I'm Rachel Riley - welcome to my so-called life.

Will Rachel succeed in her quest to find the ONE? Or will she just end up with a big, fat ZERO?

Not suitable for younger readers.