Be the life of every highbrow cocktail party-just by mastering the deliciously obscure terms in this most compendious of calendars.

Do you dream of debating philosophical precepts with the intelligentsia? Locking academic horns with the clerisy?

Soon, you'll be tossing about bon mots with the best of the artistes and aesthetes-and impressing the susurration out of the perfervid hoi polloi-in no time! With this daily calendar, you are only an erudite witticism away from true loquaciousness.