There's nothing quite like messing about on four wheels. In fact, there might be no better place to consider the madness of the world than from the driver's seat of something which is zooming by very fast indeed.

Or so Jeremy Clarkson believes.

For he's been pondering some really rather important matters, such as why: God has a streak of German perfectionism Crab spread beats Heston Blumenthal's rhubarb mousse Monaco's billionaires are ruining the Grand Prix The back of a dog tastes nicer than marzipan Someone's got to. And while a full tank and the open road might not quite reveal the meaning of life, there's certainly some fun to be had along the way...

'Brilliant... laugh-out-loud.'
Daily Telegraph

'Outrageously funny... will have you in stitches.'
Time Out