'This book rewarded me with dark, dry chuckles on every page' Reni Eddo-Lodge
'Hilarious . . . This original approach to discussing race is funny, intellectual and timely' Independent
'The work of a true mastermind' Benjamin Zephaniah

I learned early on that, for me as a black professional, to rise through the ranks and really attain power, I needed to adopt the most ruthless of mindsets possible: the mindset of the White Man who would tear your cheek from your face before he even considered turning his one first.

"A book like no other, taking you on a thrill ride/thrill guide through the world of default white dominance. Nels Abbey has created a work of the blackest humour (pun intended) and it is unrepentantly rewarding . . . Wicked in every sense of the word." - * Observer *

"Hugely entertaining and entirely unapologetic . . . as comical as it is bleak" - * Cosmopolitan *

"Hilarious . . . This original approach to discussing race is funny, intellectual and timely" - * Independent *

"I have no doubt this is the book to shake up 2019 the same way Reni Eddo-Lodge's Why I'm No Longer Talking to White People about Race did 2017" - * Big Issue *

"Hilariously captures the realities of working in corporate spaces . . . although lighthearted in tone, he approaches the topic with a level of care and understanding that allows readers to engage beyond the satire and confront the ways in which they navigate the workspace" - * Trench *

"As humorous as it is dark, this memorable and timely 'self-help gospel' . . . may be one of the most original debuts in years" - * AnOther Magazine *