'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, ​

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. ​

Meanwhile a star-dusted sleigh blazed through the sky, ​

With a dragon-shaped reindeer fifty-feet high … ​

It's Christmas Eve, but Santa is nowhere to be seen. Luckily, Sir Wayne and Dragon are happy to step in. They know all Santa's moves – they're terrific with tinsel, their wrapping is rocking and just LOOK how much stuff they can fit in a stocking! But that's not all . . . They've got another trick up their sleeve that will make this Christmas go off with a show-stopping, snow-hopping, bum-popping BOOM . . . ​

​An explosively funny retelling of Clement C. Moore's classic poem 'The Night Before Christmas' from the bestselling creator of The Dragon with the Blazing Bottom series.