In this hilarious and, to be honest, pretty random adventure, you'll discover that it's as you always suspected . . . pizza is the evil genius of the world. Oh yes, it's all the fault of pizza. It has absolutely nothing at all to do with the badgers . . .

Psst! Psst! Psssssst!!! OI, YOU!!

Do you want to know a secret? Well? Do you? It's a good one . . . honest. You'll never believe it. It's so unbelievably unbelievable and soooooo secret. You have to promise not to tell ANYONE. Well? Do you? Cross your heart and hope to die (or at least pass out for a few minutes). OK . . . here goes. You know those badgers? You'll never guess what they've been up to this time . . .

With more twists and turns than a pizza delivery guy on an oil slick, this amazing adventure will leave you hungry for more (pizza) . . .

Great fun, especially when read aloud.

Highly recommended for boys and girls aged seven and up, and as a great bedtime story for fives and up.

Infectiously silly