Life-abet: a book that attempts to sum up your life in just 104 bits of writing and some illustrations of dogs. DON'T MAKE THAT FACE.For some time now, Aaron Gillies has been using his Twitter persona (@TechnicallyRon) for the good of mankind; entertaining thousands of people by spouting nonsense into the internet. Now, in his first ever book, Aaron sets out to fully explain the mysteries of today, including...

Why coffee is better than drugs.How to read those funny symbols on the washing machine.What a 'Lad' is and why they should be hurled into a gorge.Where the Hogwarts sorting had would place Nigel Farage.The meaning of quinoa.And...Why cats are pure evil.An A-Z for millennials, Life-abet is a hilarious guide to the ridiculousness that is our modern existence.