'Humans are mysterious, even to themselves, and it is this mystery that keeps them going. It is the mystery that makes love possible'

DO YOU
A) Know a human?
B) Love a human?
C) Have trouble dealing with humans?

IF YOU'VE ANSWERED YES TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, THIS BOOK IS FOR YOU

Whether you are planning a high level of human interaction or just a casual visit to the planet, this user-guide to the human race will help you translate their sayings, understand exotic concepts such as 'democracy' and 'sofas', and make sense of their habits and bizarre customs.

A phrase book, a dictionary and a survival guide, this book unravels all the oddness, idiosyncrasies and wonder of the species, allowing everyone to make the most of their time on Earth.

"PRAISE FOR THE HUMANS: Matt Haig's hilarious novel puts our species on the spot" - * Guardian *

"Wonderfully funny, gripping and inventive novel" - * The Times *

"A novel with an enormous heart, infused with a sense of gratitude for everything that makes us who we are" - * Daily Express *