An irreverent and zany counting book that is gently thrilling and written in a deliciously infectious rhyme with witty and whimsical illustrations.

Ten very foolish teachers have missed the last bus home. But LOOK – a shortcut through the forest! They'll be back in time for tea! Off they skip, unaware that in the woods a hungry horde of mischievous and hilariously goofy monsters is waiting… An irreverent and zany counting book that is gently thrilling with witty and whimsical illustrations.

"wonderfully irreverent counting rhyme; a playfully wicked back-to-school alternative" - The Bookseller

"The illustrations are bold and beautiful and he loves to spot the hidden monster!" - Books Up North

"glorious rhyming counting book is the perfect combination of hilarious bold illustration and runaway bouncing text – with a witty twist at the end" - The Daily Mail

"Every library and classroom should have a copy of this amusing, cheeky picture book. As I read this book."" - Just Imagine