A gruseomely funny series for fans of Roald Dahl and Lemony Snicket

A gruesomely funny series for fans of Roald Dahl and Lemony Snicket.

Meet Eugene, the most portly of princes, and Kalvitas, the most courageous of chocolate makers.

Theirs is a tale of cakes and cowardice, bullies and battles, as they set out to defeat a terrifying tyrant.

The characters are CURSED. The deserts are DEADLY. And people are NOT always as they appear...

With cover and chapter head artwork by Chris Riddell.

"Readers who enjoyed the Lemony Snicket books will love the exaggerated macabre details and the ironic authorial comments which punctuate the narrative" - School Librarian

"If you like historical stories full of adventure with plenty of twist and turns, then you must read this. You won't want to put it down." - The Guardian