Harry wished he was a million miles away, but this is getting ridiculous...

Abducted by aliens, Harry wakes up on his birthday marooned on a spaceship. His only companions: two freaky princess clones, a weird alien-fish-kangaroo hybrid with delusions of grandeur and a ship's computer with a serious attitude problem. It's the worst birthday ever.

How is he ever going to get back to Earth now?

A brilliantly silly new story from the winner of the Roald Dahl Funny Prize

"A very entertaining, inventive and amusingly quirky space adventure." - Peters eGazette

"Thomson knows how to keep his readers entertained... Harry is a great character." - Coventry Telegraph

"Pacy, funny... Thomson is a master." - The Big Issue

"A genial adventure with jokes about odd-looking aliens" - Books For Keeps