Being lazy is easy. The real art is being chilled; living unscathed by the never-ending reams of self-help and inspiration. Rather than doing less, do just enough. Screw TED Talks, marathon training, tips for keeping plants alive, Instagram and all self-aggrandising social media. Ninety-nine percent of us are just doing our thing. Being a person is hard enough without all the pressure to be good at it.