A hilarious illustrated children’s picture book new for 2024!

A wildly silly rhyming picture, perfect for fans of Oi Frog!

Goats can’t be actors

Frogs can’t wear shoes

Moles cannot paint

Plants can’t read news …

The rules is the rules

When it comes to who’s who

And what who can do –

And that includes YOU!

… Says who?

The rules is the rules … except when they’re NOT! Join a host of creatures daring to challenge expectations – with HILARIOUS results! With a whiff of Dr Seuss and the silliness of Oi Frog, this delightful picture book story will have children in fits of giggles on every page…