It turns out that two is a million more kids than one.

Adam Mansbach famously gave voice to two of parenting's primal struggles in Go the Fuck to Sleep and You Have to Fucking Eat. Now Fuck, Now There Are Two of You tackles a new addition to the family and all the fears and frustrations attendant to the simple, math-defying fact that two is a million more kids than one.

As you probably know by now, you shouldn't read it to a child.

"Praise for Go the Fuck to Sleep: Bedtime stories will never be the same again" - * The Guardian *

"A new Bible for weary parents" - * New York Times *

"An instantly recognisable and timeless theme tune for bleary-eyed parents everywhere - a hymn to the horrors of bedtime. Beautifully crafted, rhythmical, affectionate, profane and searingly honest, it is very funny" - * The Times *

"A gleeful howl of blasphemy . . . for the exhausted parent, nudged to the brink of sanity by lack of sleep, GTFTS is more than a reason to snigger - it's a gesture of compassion" - * Daily Telegraph *

"Nothing has driven home a certain truth about my generation, which is approaching the apex of its childbearing years, quite like this deranged book" - * New Yorker *

"An anthem for profane parents" - * Time *