In April 2013 Jackie Hagan was commissioned to write a solo show. The following month she was unexpectedly admitted to hospital with a very painful foot. Four months later she left hospital with one less leg and loads more maturity. Along the way she also fell in love, found her Dad and made friends with an old woman who looked like a threadbare tennis ball (with eyes). This book is the script of the show, a poetic comedy with daftness and depth. Winner of Saboteur Awards' Best Spoken Word Show 2015 & Creative Future Literary Award 2015. "A powerful story told with wit... without a trace of self-pity." - Manchester Theatre Awards