Years ago, one of the greatest rock bands of all time did a gig in North Somerset, and naturally the newspaper covered the event: `Thousands go to see rock legends in Somerset’ / `Thousands see Queen in Bath’. Which article would you read? The art of the headline writer is to inform, to amuse … but mainly to attract attention. Here are some of the finest headlines ever written – some clever, many amusing, a few hilarious, a handful confused, some downright bizarre … but all genuine.