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The first time I told Roxanne this story was over coffee... well, okay, maybe not over coffee. I told her the truth about my unearthly origins, my most amazing friend, how I first fell in love, how they found me, and how it all ended. Roxanne offered to record my story, but I asked her not to tell anyone. In the end, she convinced me that no one would ever believe it anyway...