Mind how I said that if some bam seen me cairtin aboot a book wi "diary" on the front, they were gonnae get the wrang idea? Weel, nae prizes for guessin whit happened the day.

Noo Rodrick kens I'm daein anither journal, I'd better mind and keep this yin stowed awa. Rodrick managed tae get his hauns on ma LAST journal... But dinnae get me stairtit on aw THAT again. Even when Rodrick wisnae stirrin it, ma summer wis a pure scunner.

Sae if ye're wantin tae ken whit I got up tae durin the summer holidays, jist dinnae ask. I'm no in the mood.